I'm in need of some cash to pay a loan shark who is threatening to take away all the fourty six children from the orphanage I run and then break me Ivan Drago style. This man is serious because if he's like this over a tenner imagine if i owed 鎷?0. Oh, ive even offered him adult relations and he's having none of it.
Can someone lend me a tenner?
You've touched my heart. Which relations did you offer him, parents, uncles and aunts....?
Can someone lend me a tenner?
Sure thing, but I'll expect adult relations for it
Can someone lend me a tenner?
Sure, I've sent it in the post.
Can someone lend me a tenner?
I dont believe a word of that.
How can you only owe the loan shark a tenner instead he will take 46 kids?
The 46 kids are worth millions.
Is your own body worth only a tenner?
Can someone lend me a tenner?
Yeah sure! send me 鎷?0 and I will send your tenner first class heh ;)
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